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Fishing vs Sex – Top 7 Dirty Fishing Jokes

Dirty Fishing Jokes for Fishermen

Fishing vs Sex Jokes
Top 7 Dirty Fishing Jokes for the Fisherman

Fishing Jokes for the fisherman or woman with a sense of humor.

If you can’t go fishing, at least get a laugh with these fishing jokes!

*1 You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and make it promises.

*2 When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.

*3 Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen and don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.

*4 In fishing you lie about the one that got away.  In love you lie to still be friends after you let it go.

*5 You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.

*6 You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you’re talking dinner and a movie minimum.

*7 Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.

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Tina has been fishing since before she could walk. She met the love of her life 19 years ago and now they compete to see who can catch the most or largest fish. Together they raised their little girl who is no longer little, but a beautiful young fisherwoman herself and more competition for the happy family.