Fishing vs Sex Jokes
Fishing Jokes for the fisherman or woman with a sense of humor.
If you can’t go fishing, at least get a laugh with these fishing jokes!
*1 You can catch and release a fish, you don’t have to lie and make it promises.
*2 When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.
*3 Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen and don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.
*4 In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In love you lie to still be friends after you let it go.
*5 You don’t have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
*6 You can catch a fish on a 20-cent nightcrawler. If you want to catch a woman you’re talking dinner and a movie minimum.
*7 Fish don’t mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.